Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Conflicted (or, Brendon is not a seven letter word for irritating)
Rating: PG
Pairing: brendon/ryan ish
Notes: 2266 words.
Summary: They're back on the bus. Brendon is irritating, Ryan is irritated.

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Title: It seems the artists these days are not who you think (but we'll pick back up on that on another page) [or: Ryan is a h0r]
Author: zomgwtfrsly
Rating: R
Fandom: panic/tai/a7x/the killers/fall out boy/mcr
Pairing: ryan/brendon, ryan/johnny
Disclaimer: It's not real, but I'm sure you might have guess that already. It is crackalicious.
Warnings: drug use, prostitution
Word Count: 4429
Notes: This is my final fic from the vaults of my other lj. it happens also to be my fave fic. ever. does that make me sound conceited? because i am. :O

( Panic crackfic ahoy! )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Hide the Razors
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: gen, with a little brendon/ryan leaning
Notes: 775 words, companion piece of art at the end
Summary: Spencer should have known better than to interupt the silence.



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Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Stick Figures on Stick Horses
Rating: PG-13 for language? I forgot if I used bad language.
Pairing: gen
Notes: 1046 words
Summary: Brendon is gross and Spencer is sick of his ass.

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Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Moody
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
Notes: 1203 words
Summary: Ryan is in a bad mood and he takes it out on Brendon.

( Moody )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: A Tale of Two Asses
Pairing: Ryro/Bden
Rating: PG

( A Tale of Two Asses  )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: There's no 'I' in Team
Rated: PG-13
Pairing: brendon/ryan
Stats: v short



( There's no 'I' in Team )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: No Cause For Alarm
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Notes: 1155 words. 30 minutes exactly.
Summary: Spencer is going through some changes



( No Cause For Alarm )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Nothing Doesn't Rhyme With Circus
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: brendon/ryan
Info: 1428 words too long.




( Nothing Doesn't Rhyme With Circus )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Surprise
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
Word Count: 217



( Surprise )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: mrry chrstms, mthrfckrs
Rating: PG-13
Notes: this drabble has nothing to do with christmas


( mrry chrstms, mthrfckrs )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Return to the Status Quo
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Summary:
Spencer is a bitch.
Ryan is whiny.
Brendon is a tard.
Jon is a cannibal.



( Return to the Status Quo )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Rating: G
Pairing: mostly gen, but the slightly Jon/Brendon if you squint
Stats: 2282 words




( A Fever You Can't Sweat Out. A story about Jon in 12 parts. )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: The Urie Nation
Rated: PG-13
Pairing: Ryro and Bden
Stats: 726 words
Notes: written for wakethefallen for her birthday



( The Urie Nation )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Like It's 1999
Rated: R
Pairing: Jon/Ryan

( Like It's 1999 )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Window of Opportunity
Rated: G
Pairing: Ryro and Bden
Stats: 1254 words




( in which ryan comes out and waits for the explosion )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Time to Panic!
Rated: R, for swearing, drug use, drinking
Pairing: It sort of turned in to Jon/Spencer. But not really.
Stats: 1133, 23 minutes
Note: Unbeta'd, as ever. So feel free to tell me if you find horrible errors. Halloween fic.



( Time to Panic! )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Hips and Lips
Rated: G
Pairing: Ryro and Bden
Stats: 570 words in 10 minutes



( Hips and Lips )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Manly men doing manly things
Rated: G
Pairing: Ryro and Bden
Stats: 643 words, 15 minutes
Notes: For Zoeyoey, who requested a story about men.


( Manly men doing manly things )

Author: zomgwtfsrsly
Title: Devil in a Rosevest
Pairing: Ryro/Bden
Rating: PG
Stats: 1426 words, 33 minutes


( Devil in a Rosevest )